Some poor fool abandoned this and two of its relatives in a shed by where I work. Mine now. Next to the shed, and also free, was a pile of tires, a few bikes, a car dashboard, and an apartment full of nasty furniture and garbage. This probably had the highest value-to-weight ratio.

I had two of these when I was a kid. I'm gonna bring the CB radio craze back, forget cell phones. When you see kids walking around with these on their belt, six foot antenna extended, think of me.

You can even text message, and it doesn't cost you a thing. Just have to do it in morse...