Tuesday, March 25, 2008

And there I was, right in the middle of a DELICIOUS Honduran melon!

Thanks to CNN:



I got right on the horn and told my guy to sell all my melon stock straight away. Just giving all you readers the heads up.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I spent two years building up an immunity to Honduran melon salmonella!

Hojo Mantooth said...

Both melons were tainted? And I thought I had it all figured out.

I know that you are very strong, so I thought you may have counted on your strength to overcome the salmonella, but also I know you have studied, and in studying you would have learned that man is mortal, so I was sure you would not place the poisoned melon in front of yourself!

And to think you had our battle of wits over those damn melons rigged from the start.