My cousin David is in town here teaching at UW, one of the very few people that I know in Seattle. He had tickets to a game of 'football', and we attended to watch the University of Washington turn a stunning lead into a disasterous collapse. The stadium looks like this:



I guess our seats had a good view, if you like the whole 'super cool view of lakes and two full mountain ranges' thing. The cascades are in the background here and the Olympic range could be viewed with a laborious 90 degree rotation of the head. Because of the low haze/clouds, Mt. Rainier couldn't be seen, but if you could just picture this scene with the addition of a Mt. Fuji-caliber peak in the background, thats what you get on a good day.

Enchilada Night!

Here is an illustration of Enchilada Night. In this picture you can find:

-Enchiladas
-Enchiladas:How To
-Tupperware
-Pepper
-Basil
-Dead Basil Plant
-Ibprofen
-Flamotidine
-Non-exaust fan
-Sentient Coffee Maker
-Juice glasses, wine glasses, mason jars, and one pint glass
-Faucet, with a spray or stream switch which took me a month to figure out
-Flour
-Bridge
-Barca (thats eye-talian for boat, i think)
-Prius
-Prius
-Prius
-Stove
-Toilet paper
-Rug, to cover crack in floor
-Mexico beer
-Sexy Bs
-Water
-The wall
-The drawing itself. Whoooah.
-Sirc
-My brain

These are some old pictures from a fight I went to last winter. I managed to make them look pretty horrible the first time I edited them, but this time around they look a bit better in black and white.

As a 170 pound male, it's a little difficult to try to accept the fact that a 130 pound woman has upwards of a 90% chance of beating you in a fair fight, but watching these people brings it home.

Hire me to be a Grave robber!

Dear sir,

I recently saw your Craigslist job posting for a faux grave robber. I beleive I am uniquely suited for the job. This Halloween, you need someone to dig a grave in your front yard and creep out the guests, I get it. I beleive I have that special combination of class and creepiness that you are looking for. Observe:



Though I usually work alone, in the thick of the night, I understand the importance of teamwork when the casket, undead body, or riches are too heavy for one man to lift by his self. I assure you that I have three years of grave-digging experience, one at the managerial level. Also proficient in Excel and Powerpoint.

Shitface's veto number four!