Friday, June 13, 2008

The real me!

Ever wonder what I am like under all the bluster and bravado? Well come one, come all, and look under the surface of a Matty!


5 comments:

Isabel said...

hm. i want to make sure i give you the appropriate reaction here. should i be marvelling at how well-made you are, or at how poorly?

Hojo Mantooth said...

I'm just shocked I have bones under there- I always figured I was actually a robot.

Isabel said...

oh my god, he's human after all!

Anonymous said...

Clear Orangutan morphology. It's that Bornean/Sumatran branch of the family again. Can be useful, though. Like when someone tries to steal your grapefruit.

Hojo Mantooth said...

Oh, I would hulk on someone so hard if they tried to steal my grapefruit!

Funny thing...the other day I was beating a grapefruit thief with this femur I found on the ground, and when I realized what a good idea it was to use a tool to hit people I got excited and threw it in the air. Long story short- the damn thing didn't come down, it just turned into a spaceship. Now what am I going to use to hit people?